Patchwork Dandy
So I showed my mom this doll and she was absolutely horrified, and I quote: “Eww, ahh it looks like he wants to have sex with you and then suck your blood. God, why would you want that-that thing?!”
Words cannot explain the extent of my utter amusement.

So I showed my mom this doll and she was absolutely horrified, and I quote: “Eww, ahh it looks like he wants to have sex with you and then suck your blood. God, why would you want that-that thing?!”

Words cannot explain the extent of my utter amusement.

  1. baonessmonster reblogged this from patchworkdandy and added:
    I can’t get over how awesome this would look beneath my big Elvira poster and halloween candles…. I need for my mistress...
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    omg pls
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  12. sicktress said: Why would anyone want that? hehe I did, but he was gone so fast! There is one on the marketplace but I wouldn’t dare.. can you imagine the pictures you could take with him???
  13. -eyes-like-stars- reblogged this from patchworkdandy and added:
    Why indeed
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